I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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