Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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