singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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