shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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