I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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