but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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