It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It was confusing and full of hummus
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
The power of my boobs compel you
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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