You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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