whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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