we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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