Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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