Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
