I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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