We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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