Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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