# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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