Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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