just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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