This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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