thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
ok first of all what the fuck
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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