so explain again why im purple
no
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
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