How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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