I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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