i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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