I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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