Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
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Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
so much tequila, so little girl.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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