Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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