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She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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