I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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