Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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