Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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