I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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