Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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