plz talk dirty to me
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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