I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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