But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
tell me about the eggs
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