Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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