Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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