i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
i think my cat just said my name.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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