There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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