sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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