he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
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