You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Randomize
