On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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