nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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