He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she told me i tasted like america
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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