ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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