There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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