it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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