Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Randomize
