I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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