We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
How does one acquire holy water?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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