I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It's shark week go big or go home
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
